I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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