I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
Randomize
