The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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