She went from zero to smokin in five shots
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Randomize
