But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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