You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
She announced her abortion via fbk
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
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