I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
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