JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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