i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
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