I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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