i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
In America we eat man semen.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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