I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Are my feet made of real feet?
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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