i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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