Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
and you said cock pushups were impossible
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
