A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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