i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
Silently passing ghastly beer farts as I move around the bridal department at Tiffany's. Call it my contribution to the holiday spirit.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
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