white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
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