She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
Randomize
