I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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