i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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