I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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