I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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