wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
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Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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