Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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