walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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