lets start a swedish sibling band together
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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