sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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