I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
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