That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
My butt remains clenched, sir.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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