dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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