if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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