my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
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