Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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