If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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