Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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