With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
you told grandpa to call you daddy
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
Everyone says I win the strip club
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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