i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
You dont lie about slip and slides
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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