If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
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