Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
This can only be settled by a dance off.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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