is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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