I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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