He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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