plz talk dirty to me
If that was your dad, he is hot
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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