Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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