Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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