is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
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