i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
I pour the whiskey from now on
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
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