I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
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