I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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