I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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